It is essential we are on the same page for our new apartment, so lets use this email thread as a forum for fun topics (boys, boyz, and boyzz) and cool things to do on random nights (meet boys, boyz, and boyzz). I’m super excited for the move in and can’t wait to get settled!
Monday’s…ugh. We all have em and we just hate em!, but now that we are roomies we can organize fun Monday nights, such as MAN MONDAYZ. I suggest we spend our Mondays recapping our fabulous weekends and all the boyzz we came across. WINE MANDATORY bc lezbehonest, we all need to Wine(down) after a hard Monday lol. This will be great – trust me.
Tuesdays… Girls, in order to get the boys, boyz, and boyzz, we will need to be on a strict workout regime. We will use this day to work our butts, glutes, and abs. But dont worry ladies, this will be ofcourse be accompanied by a…SPAAAAAA DAY. We will treat our pretty little selves and our pretty little limbs, to a MANI PEDI!!!!
Wednesdays…Wednesdays will be our off day/date day. No need to explain here girls. Lets show the boyz we know how to get it, and if we don’t have a boy for the night, we indulge into my extensive collection of Rom Com DVD’s/VHS’Thursdays….Also known as the new Friday. Lets be real girls, this is our day. Thursdays is when we get it. The boyz are hungry and who is going to feed them. That’s right, US. The boys have had a hard week and they’re going out for happy hour. Since our office is sexually and conveniently located in Murray Hill, we have precisely 17 minutes to change, reapply deodorant, and push them boobies back up. Thursday is the window to the weekend so we need to be on our game. They make or break our weekend ladies – remember that.Fridays… We had a hard week. Big Bird was arrested for diddling kids down the alley, Kelly was spotted kissing Pedro at Bar None on her off day (Wednesday), and Angie still is begging for Flynn to reach out to her. We meet up at “our spot” and plan the weekend.Any questions???Love always,Ryan, Roommate #4