Your one-stop shop for all things hand and homemade, Etsy, is now selling Ryan Gosling’s soul. And not just his, the souls of other stars and celebrities are readily available, and have been bought!
According to Mashable: “Etsy store SoulsRUs is a purveyor of “freshly reaped” human souls — namely celebrities like Ryan Gosling, Justin Bieber and Jennifer Lawrence, to name a few. At 15 bucks a pop (plus $5 shipping) in adorable little Mason jars, celebrity souls come at quite a bargain.”
Molly Gates, the grim reaper of the internet, spent her childhood years reaping the souls of her friends and stuffed animals. Gates claims she actually can obtain one’s soul (she’s kidding), and it appears as though we are happily taking her word for it. Gates explains that the process is completely painless, however, the souls can be very volatile and must be handled with care.
Gates admits that she has not sold many of these souls, and is instead getting a lot of feedback on her postings. Pursuing a career as a graphic designer, this is just a hobby for Gates. But as long as one of these has been sold, there is a lesson here.
If you sell it, they will come. That is if there is someone out there dumb enough to buy it. No if you’ll excuse me, I am going to drink eight glasses of water, use the bathroom, and post celebrity urine for sale.